Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Word to yo mama.

To those of my former teachers who hated me, discriminated against me, and made my life as hard as possible: (for those already burning in hell, I'll summon a demon messenger).

I work for a company that supplies standardized tests to state departments of education. Yeah, for all your little precious angels. And before this, I graded those tests. Unlike you, I do my job fairly and correctly, without discrimination, and with attention to detail. My fingers are all up in the pie. And I'm a goth, and I'm a freak, and I'm beautiful.

And you're not.

Put that in your crack pipes and smoke it!

1 comment:

  1. my teachers thought it was cute. :S

    GJ on the job though.

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